Why am I about to start blogging again? Because Jordan's an idiot...

Well well well, after reading Jordan's blog, and the endless nonsense that comes with it, I've decided that I would start blogging again, if for no other reason than to harass Jordan about some of the more ridiculous things he's said... For instance:

Barack and Hilary, on the other hand, have been starving since they knew how to talk, a hunger that was born of all the things in this country that can, and should, be better, and I think that makes them better candidates, and will make them better presidents.

As for me, I look forward to exercising my American right to a secret ballot, so while I can't tell you whose lever I will pull (thats what she said), I can tell you this: I expect April 22, 2008 to go down as one of the best days of my life, fo sure.

I'm a Democrat, but you've got to give ole "100 years" his due... While it's unfortunate that the Democratic nominee won't be running against Dubya this year, the truth is that we're running against John McCain, who, if you're using "starving" as a metric to qualify for the Presidency, literally starved for years in a Viet Cong prison camp while Obama was globetrotting and smoking pot (no wonder he's hungry). On that note, I wonder if Hillary ever inhaled...

And what's this crap about "a hunger that was born of all things in this country that can... be better?" Empty metaphors should be banned on all blogs. Feel free to harass me if I use them... I deserve it... And so does Jordan...

Secondly, was April 22 really one of the best days of your life? Personally, I puked. I mean, HRC is the scum of the political world. And I mean that relatively... They may all be scum, but she's scummier. The scummiest, as it were. April 22 was a chance to put this already-way-too-fucking-long primary contest to an end and get started with the real fun--watching Obama clobber J-Mac. But alas, it wasn't meant to be, because people in Pennsylvania for some ridiculous reason trust Hillary Clinton... Or they just don't trust Obama. Regardless, it's looking like another month of this oh-so-boring primary...

"Fish, houseguests, and presidential primaries smell after A FUCKING YEAR..."

-Linden